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Post by maxinep on May 5, 2007 21:47:01 GMT
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.) 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes 1 0 . Don't need a gazillion pounds for college, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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Post by medwinatswpa on May 6, 2007 17:06:02 GMT
SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO true Max ;D ;D ;D Especially the bit about money for College. All my students have more money than me - yours too I expect
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Post by pelly on May 14, 2007 11:34:31 GMT
hear! hear!!!!!!
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kate
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Post by kate on May 14, 2007 16:30:17 GMT
i'll have to pass it on to my snobby aunt she moans about all the beasties
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