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Post by medwinatswpa on Jun 26, 2007 18:51:14 GMT
A young man called Nigel invited his mother for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Nigel's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Nigel and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Nigel volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates". About a week later, Simon came to Nigel saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure,” said Nigel. So he sat down and wrote: DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE Nigel Several days later, Nigel received an email from his mother which read: DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. LOVE MUM Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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Post by karen on Jun 27, 2007 14:55:19 GMT
hahahahha
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Post by ponystudwoman on Jun 27, 2007 20:54:23 GMT
Love it!
I must remember to use the same strategy in the future - we mum's like to be ahead of the game!
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mya And Spangles on Jun 27, 2007 21:21:08 GMT
haha thats quite funni x
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Post by foxviewstud on Jun 28, 2007 15:56:19 GMT
haha nice one
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Post by suneagle on Jun 29, 2007 8:21:15 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! great!
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Post by sacha on Jun 29, 2007 14:42:00 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny!
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