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Post by janekiln on Nov 9, 2007 14:50:53 GMT
;D I love these 3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scottish, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total" says the Genie. The Irish guy says "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish. The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity". Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. "The Genie explains "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."
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Post by chrisc1970 on Nov 9, 2007 14:53:00 GMT
cheeky lol
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Post by janekiln on Nov 9, 2007 14:55:49 GMT
another one, this is good haha
A Scotsman went to a pub with his great dane and when he arrived, he tied the dog up outside [ootside] and went in to have a pint o' bitter. A few minutes later, another Scottish bloke walk in and the following conversation ensued:
New man: Is that your dog ootside? First man: Yes. What of it? New man: Well, I think my dog may'a killed 'im. First man: What kind'a dog you got that can kill a great dane? New man: Well, e's a chihuahua. First man: Ha! 'ow can a chihuahua kill a great dane? New man: Well, I think the wee bastard may'a gotten stuck in 'is throat
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Post by medwinatswpa on Nov 11, 2007 10:52:51 GMT
Brilliant - shame the word "discrimination" now creeps into these kind of jokes. Being able to laugh at who we are is a skill some of us need to learn nowadays!
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Post by janekiln on Nov 11, 2007 12:25:14 GMT
I know what you mean medwin! My nana always tells me she knows i was born in glasgow, because im right handed and keep my money in my left pocket so i can't reach it lol
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Post by medwinatswpa on Nov 14, 2007 14:18:05 GMT
Know what you mean - my first hubby was a Glaswegan!!!
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Post by kitty on Dec 31, 2007 12:54:11 GMT
ha ha very good. Here's another!! There's an Englishman, an irishman and a scottish,an and they all went to the theme park. When they got there they all decided to go onto the MAGIC SLIDE Now the reason it was called a megic slide was because when you went down it you would say what you wanted to land in. So.. The Englishman went down and said "MONEY" The Irishmen went down and said "GOLD" And the sottishman went down and said "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and landed in a pile of wee wee. he he
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Post by kitty on Dec 31, 2007 14:19:18 GMT
Heres another one 4 men a yank, a brit, a russian and a pakistani The Yank says I'm a CIA agent, The Brit says I'm a MI6 agent, The Russian says I'm a KGB agent And the Pakistani says I'm a NEWSAGENT.
He He Lol
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Post by kitty on Dec 31, 2007 14:20:40 GMT
What do men and clouds have in common?
Eventually they go away and it's a nice day!!
He he lol !!!
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Post by ||love4eva987|| on Jan 1, 2008 14:43:09 GMT
Ha Ha xxx
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