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Post by kitty on Dec 31, 2007 14:27:12 GMT
4 men a yank, a brit, a russian and a pakistani The Yank says I'm a CIA agent, The Brit says I'm a MI6 agent, The Russian says I'm a KGB agent And the Pakistani says I'm a NEWSAGENT.
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Post by kitty on Dec 31, 2007 14:28:22 GMT
What do men and clouds have in common?
Eventually they go away and it's a nice day!!
He he lol !!!
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Post by kitty on Dec 31, 2007 14:29:05 GMT
A little old lady answered a knock on the door to be met by a vacum cleaner salesman. "Go away" She said. Next thing he tips a bucket of horse poo on her hallway carpet and says if this vacum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse poo, madam, I will eat the remainder. Well, she says, "I hope you're hungry because the electricity was cut off this morning!!!!"
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chrisc1970
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Post by chrisc1970 on Dec 31, 2007 14:34:57 GMT
that last 1 was funny lol
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Post by ||love4eva987|| on Dec 31, 2007 15:05:04 GMT
There are all so cool!!!
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Post by ||love4eva987|| on Dec 31, 2007 15:15:02 GMT
Yeah I know. I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! He He lol xxxx
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Post by kitty on Dec 31, 2007 19:02:08 GMT
Don't worry Jess, I'm keeping a close eye on you, Love Mum x
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Post by ||love4eva987|| on Jan 1, 2008 14:41:04 GMT
Thanks but to be quite honest with you I can look after myself pretty well!!!
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